Ms.Timelord

whatisbestforgotten:

itsjustoutsidemywindow:

bigdaddypimpppppp:

impactings:

15 texts i never sent

This made me cry

the last one made me lose it. I have so many tears running down my face

Literally sobbing reading these

reptiliaherps:

earthandanimals:

sizvideos:

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It’s Mama swan protecting her baby! She doesn’t know the guy is just trying to help.. but then she’s like “Oh.. my bad. Thanks!!”

This is so heartwarming

waitinghopingliving:

sizvideos:

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No but imagine having that job. You gotta dance for a minute and a half every five minutes then you tag team it with a buddy. And you get paid to dance. You don’t even have to dance well!

bonjourtriceratops:

spheress:

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

THIS IS AMAZING

Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’

iwontstandalone:

sherlock-has-the-tardis:

criminals-minds:

thor-oughly-amused:

hiddlesworth69:

bearlywriting:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myleisuretime:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

They grew eyebrows too

Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

Dear god

What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

"I never had an imaginary friend, just imaginary circumstances. I was so into the Indiana Jones movies and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones. The first time, I tied sheets together and tried to climb the side of my house after I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark. The second time, I was riding a horse and trying to gallop as fast as I could, like Indiana Jones, and got thrown from the horse. The third time I was bit older and it didn’t have anything to do with trying to be Indiana Jones" — Pedro Pascal interviewed by Sarah Paulson for Interview

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

The Story of the Loneliest Unicorn

sharkyhatofficial:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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Fucking plot-twists all over this comic.

What is up with “thy,” “thou,” “thee,” and “thine”?

thetenthdoctormccoy:

djackmanson:

theyuniversity:

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THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

This is my new favorite post on tumblr.

pavender:

theprophetchuck:

captain-rel:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.

I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;

[[HEAVY BREATHING]]